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Christmas Rolex

I was really surprised when Rachel and Jennifer asked me what I would like for Christmas.

They’re the two gorgeous gals next door. They’re lesbians, and frequently wake me up with their high-passion love-making.

I was even more surprised when on Christmas morning, they gave me a Rolex.

Really, it’s a lovely gesture, and I don’t want to complain.

But I think they misunderstood me.

When they asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said, “I wanna watch.”

Yes, well, maybe next year.

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At the restaurant

A man studied the menu long and hard, and finally turned to the waiter for help.

 ”Well,” said the waiter, “today our special is chicken on a bed of wild rice with green beans almandine and a nice side salad.”

 ”That sounds great. How is your chicken prepared?”

“We break it to him very gently and tell him it’s nothing personal.”

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